The Late Scratch Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- The broadcast shows Bryant on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Bryant gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
84%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Bryant scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.