The Butter-Finger Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Ref: "Number Bryant, that's a flag." Bryant: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- The broadcast shows Bryant on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Bryant gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
80%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bryant drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.