The Late Scratch Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Ref: "Number Bryant, that's a flag." Bryant: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Bryant will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
80%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bryant, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.