The Dropped Pass Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Bryant scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
72%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bryant's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.