The Butter-Finger Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Bryant is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
82%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bryant, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.