The Hamstring Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Bryant tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
82%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bryant's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.