The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
- Bryant scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
79%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bryant's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.