The Shadow Coverage Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Bryant's stadium. Only over Bryant.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
- Bryant will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
77%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bryant, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.