The Shadow Coverage Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Bryant runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
74%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bryant's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.