The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“The QB looks at Bryant exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Bryant finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
80%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bryant, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.