The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Bryant runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
86%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bryant drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.