The Mystery Tweak Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- A mysterious flag erases Bryant's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Bryant scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
75%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bryant drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.