The Hamstring Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Ref: "Number Bryant, that's a flag." Bryant: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Bryant sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
75%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bryant's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.