The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Bryant's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
72%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Bryant scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.