The Mystery Tweak Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Ref: "Number Bryant, that's a flag." Bryant: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Bryant drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
76%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bryant's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.