The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“The QB looks at Bryant exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Bryant drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
82%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bryant drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.