The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Bryant's stadium. Only over Bryant.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Bryant tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
76%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Bryant scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.