The Shadow Coverage Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
- Bryant is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
79%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bryant's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.