The Phantom Holding Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Bryant gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
72%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bryant's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.