The Phantom Flag Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Bryant was due a breakout.
- Bryant gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
76%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bryant, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.