The Hamstring Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Bryant was due a breakout.
- Bryant runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
77%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bryant's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.