The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Bryant is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
82%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bryant, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.