The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Bryant's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
- Bryant sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
91%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bryant drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.