The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Ref: "Number Bryant, that's a flag." Bryant: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Bryant is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
87%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Bryant scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.