The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“The QB looks at Bryant exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Bryant is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
74%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bryant, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.