The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Bryant does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
75%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bryant's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.