The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Bryant's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
72%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bryant, Bryant, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.