The Hamstring Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Bryant gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
73%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bryant's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.