The Dropped Pass Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- A mysterious flag erases Bryant's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
78%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bryant's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.