The Shadow Coverage Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Bryant is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
73%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bryant's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.