The Mystery Tweak Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Bryant will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
74%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bryant's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.