The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Bryant gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
91%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bryant's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.