The Inch-Short Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Bryant will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
76%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bryant's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.