The Hamstring Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Bryant gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bryant's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.