The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Bryant gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
87%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bryant drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.