The Snap Count Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Bryant tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
86%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bryant, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.