The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Bryant's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Bryant was due a breakout.
73%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bryant drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.