The Butter-Finger Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Ref: "Number Bryant, that's a flag." Bryant: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
80%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bryant's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.