The Dropped Pass Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- A mysterious flag erases Bryant's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Bryant gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
75%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Bryant scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.