The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- The broadcast shows Bryant on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
75%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bryant drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.