The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Bryant gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
85%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bryant, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.