The Dropped Pass Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Bryant tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
73%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bryant, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.