The Shadow Coverage Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“The broadcast shows Bryant on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Bryant gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
87%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bryant's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.