The Shadow Coverage Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Bryant is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
80%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bryant, Bryant, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.