The Late Scratch Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Ref: "Number Bryant, that's a flag." Bryant: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Bryant does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
88%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bryant drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.