The Butter-Finger Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- The QB looks at Johnston exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
76%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Johnston's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.