The Dropped Pass Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“The QB looks at Johnston exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- A mysterious flag erases Johnston's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Johnston is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
84%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Johnston, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.