The Dropped Pass Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Johnston is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
77%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Johnston drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.