The Phantom Holding Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Johnston gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
77%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Johnston, Johnston, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.