The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Johnston drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
78%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Johnston's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.